A Little Too Rough?
I loved my vibrator. I mean, c’mon what girl doesn’t? I didn’t love it in quite the same way that I love my boyfriend, but c’mon … it got me through a lot of tough times. 
Sadly, though, my vibrator has keeled over and died. It lost power, for one thing, but for another? It totally cracked along the top. This is not a good thing, folks, and renders it useless entirely of course. I mean, I could have maybe dealt with the fact that it wasn’t quite as vibey as it used to be, but the crack in the top would just be painful.
I have never had a single vibrator that has “stood the test of time,” despite the fact that I try very hard to take good care of my toys. (I did, however, drop the most recent one… which is how it wound up cracked. I’m not that … ahem, hard on my toys!)
But, eh, I have an excuse to shop, I suppose? Or, something to add to my wishlist to ask for for Xmas? (Would that be XXXMas? I’m going to Hell.) Now… this time around I want a bunny! 
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lmao!!!! hahahahahahahaahahaha… oh gawd!!! i sooooooooooo know what you’re talking about!!!! this is HILARIOUS!!
Comment by mrsfinn (1 comments.) — 08/28/2008 @ 6:14 am